The iPlug is designed for the power players in today's mobile world who have to maintain their "hip" image, but can't be bogged down with yet another device in their hands. That's where the iPlug comes in, Apple's first rectally operated multimedia appliance.

All in one place

Download choppy movie trailers, your favorite podcasts of independent Lebanese journalism, and all the great Jazz songs that you're too white to understand, but fake it anyway. With 120 Gigabytes of room, you'll be amazed at how many movies, songs and podcasts can fit up your ass.

Earth-friendly... of course

Once in place, there's never a reason to dislodge your iPlug, because it's powered by your own smug sense of personal culture and uniqueness.

Give the gift that keeps on giving

Whether that special someone is a suburban Reggae aficionado, a lawyer who loves Skynyrd, or just an emo vegan hooked on pussy rock, the iPlug is the perfect way to tell them to take their music and shove it up their ass!